Sygg, River Cutthroat At the very least, Sygg, River Cutthroat earns points for being one of the few truly aggressive Dimir commanders
This deck does a great job capturing old school EDH vibes where janky builds like this were a bit more common

Absolute Virtue Alquist Proft, Master Sleuth Assimilation Aegis Azor, the Lawbringer Bard, Heir of Girion Bard, King of Dale Black Panther, Hope Enduring Brago, King Eternal Bruna, Light of Alabaster Council of the Absolute Dovin Baan Dovin, Architect of Law Dovin, Grand Arbiter Dragonlord Ojutai Drogskol Reaver Elminster Emergency Powers Ephara, God of the Polis Fractured Identity Geist of Saint Traft Glenn, the Voice of Calm Goldbug, Humanity's Ally Goldbug, Scrappy Scout Hylda of the Icy Crown Invasion of New Phyrexia Iridescent Angel Ishai, Ojutai Dragonspeaker Isperia, Supreme Judge Jedit Ojanen, Mercenary King T'Challa Kotori, Pilot Prodigy Medomai the Ageless Millicent, Restless Revenant Narset Transcendent Niko Aris Niko, Light of Hope Ranar the Ever-Watchful Riptide Gearhulk Shabraz, the Skyshark Shorikai, Genesis Engine Space Beleren Sphinx's Revelation Supreme Verdict Teferi Akosa of Zhalfir Teferi, Hero of Dominaria Teferi, Time Raveler Teferi, Timebender Teferi, Who Slows the Sunset The Grand Calcutron Urza, Lord Protector Urza, Planeswalker Venser, the Sojourner Will, Scion of Peace

MTG head designer Mark Rosewater says most fans want the Reserved List gone, but that doesn't mean it's going anywhere, anytime soon
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